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5/7/03


THE LOADED QUESTION-er

"When they kick at your front door,
how you gonna come?
With your hands on your head,
or on the trigger of your gun?"

  • The Clash ("London Calling" LP) 1980
  • Rolling Stone Magazine "Record of the Decade ('80s)"

Good gravy! What am I doing? I mean, WHAT am I doing? Hey, I'm writing this on May 1. International Worker's Day. I celebrate it, although I know some who don't. Prefer unpaid overtime as a manager in a Jack-In-The-Box? Opposed to an 8-hour day with retirement benefits? Didn't think so. Rise now for the singing of the Internationale. Offended? I'm sure Bill O'Reilly's got a soft spot on his overpaid flabby shoulder (if not his head) for condolences.

Rounding off the sharper edges of our personality, let's head to this month's quiz on politically correct race cars. Well, some incorrect, too, but what the hey.

1. What did Funny Car racer Mike Mitchell's Barracuda of 1974 have stenciled on the front spoiler?

A. Hookah Smokin' Caterpillar
B. Jefferson Starship
C. Impeach Nixon
D. We've Come For Your Daughters


2. Pat Dakin's 1974 Top Fueler had a supine semi-nude woman clad in bed-cloth on the front spoiler with the words, "They say everyone shall be released and I will remember the face of every man who put me here." The writer was

A. Donald Rumsfeld
B. Malcolm X
C. Bob Dylan
D. Leonard Cohen


3. Don Prudhomme got his U.S. Army sponsorship in ...

A. 1973
B. 1974
C. 1975
D. none of the above


4.Mert Littlefield's 1974 nitro Funny Car was sponsored by ...

A. U.S. Air Force
B. U.S. Marine Corps
C. U.S. Army
D. Gordon Kahl's Posse Comitatus


5. This Funny Car racer was a hot item and an all-around good guy and fan favorite in the early- to mid-1980s. In 1986, he won Funny Car at the 1986 NHRA Winternationals, waving the banner for conservative opportunist, Mike Curb, a failed California Governor candidate. This person is ...

A. Bob Pickett
B. John Collins
C. Sherm Gunn
D. Tim Grose


6. The redoubtable Pat Dakin ran a 4.63 at the Texas Motorplex in the mid-1990s with what prominent five words plainly displayed on the rear wing? The first word is "Send." Send what? (Hint: The author is Warren Zevon.)

full name:

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LAST MONTH'S QUIZ

Congratulations to our winner, Brian Papallo. He knew all the right answers and was the first to the finish line.

  1. The Top Fuel runner-up at the inaugural Southern Nationals (1981) in Atlanta was A. Terry Capp
  2. File this one under the "How Soon We Forget" heading. Who was the Top Fuel winner at the 2001 NHRA 50th Anniversary Nationals at Pomona? B. Doug Herbert
  3. The last Funny Car winner at the NHRA Winston Finals when it was held at Orange County Int'l Raceway was B. Lil' John Lombardo
  4. Funny Car driver Bob Gilbertson's lone NHRA national event win came at what race? A. 2000 O'Reilly Spring Nationals (Houston)
  5. True or False, IHRA Top Fuel racer Bruce Litton never got past the first round of any NHRA race last year. False; he made it to round two at the O'Reilly Mid-South Nationals.
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