Well, we now know that our readers like fires. Last month's Back Door photo brought the most submissions that we have ever had. We want to commend you on your imaginative captions. We actually laughed out loud at many of them. However, we can have only one winner and it is V.T. Rinkerman who said, "Let's see ... if I rub a bottle, a genie comes out. If I rub this gas can I wonder what comes .... Oh, S*********!!!!"

Honorable mention also goes to these captions:
"Darn, I left the gas can out . . . I better pick that up before it starts a fire."
"From the latest Fox show - 'When Fire Burnouts Attack..."
"Man, I sure am glad I talked Cleetus out of that fire burnout thi.... Oh, S***!!!!"
"We don't need to steeenkin' burnout timer!"
"Squad 51, L.A. Respond to a vehicle fire.... Ah, forget it."
"Who said we can't afford a track drier?"
"Man, this thing is a little too rich."
"I think it needs more gas... It's a Mopar isn't it?"
"I like the new crew's initiative, but I'll have to explain why we need 'water' to heat the tires."
"Man, I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito!"
"Hey, I told him VHT, not VP!"
"I don't remember this scene in the movie 'Backdraft'"

Now, on to something new. Here is the January photo. Get those thinking caps on and send in a winner to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

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