LAST MONTHíS CAPTION WINNER: Winner of last monthís caption contest was A. Henry, who submitted, "Pardon me! Do you happen to have a gallon of grey poupon?"

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Hi! Iím Jeff from Burkís Pre-Owned Racecar Emporium, and our special this week is Jim Nicollís last Der Weinerschnitzel car. Oh, and donít forget folks, we have only 13 original Jungle Jim floppers left in stock. Call now!"

"Viagra did this to my truck ‚ think what it can do for you!"

"And to think I was so close to getting Trojan for a sponsor. I thought I had it covered."

"At the press conference John announced that rumors currently circulating that he had assigned Tony Pedregon to drive their new sponsor, Oscar Mayerís car at the NHRA Finals solely to improve his chances of winning a tenth consecutive Funny Car title were totally unfounded. John further stated that the only reason Austin is smiling is that he likes their hot dogs so much."

"Wow. . .it is true. We now have proof that there is a bigger weenie than Chris Martin. Wait a minute, is this one of them fancy digitally enhanced photos?"