Departments - Backdoor

12/9/03

Don't ask, don't tell. Jeff Burk took this photo of someone at a race somewhere sometime. Go for it. And Merry Christmas, guys!

Send those captions to backdoor@dragracingonline.com.

LAST MONTH'S WINNER

"What was I thinking? Doing shots with Chris Martin, then letting him tell me how to dress... Thank God I found this sack... Oh, please, let it rain so I can get outta here before anyone else recognizes me." - David Rattan

Honorable Mentions

"After his comedy career began to fade, the unknown comic fell on hard times. After an unsuccessful stint as a clown, he traded his floppy shoes for a used camera and launched a new career in photography." -Don Rosenberry

"If your wife dressed you like this, you'd have a bag on your head, too!" -Don Richerson

"Has anybody seen the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' bunch? This is a real emergency!" -Steve S.

"From observing the headgear, I think I had a blind date with his sister."
-Mark C.

"The history of human opinion is scarcely anything more than the history of human errors." (Voltaire, 1694-1778)
- Stu Carey

Got a good photo for the Back Door?

Snail mail your slide or photo to: At the Back Door, Racing Net Source, 114 E. Elm St. #8, O'Fallon, MO 63366. [Photo won't be returned unless you include a self-addressed stamped envelope]. E-mail your digitized photo (~ 4"x6" at 300 dpi) in JPEG format to backdoor@dragracingonline.com.

Limit one photo per person per month, please.

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