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Wow, I love spatulas, but sadly every year two people are injured. Spatulas, used at BBQs cause Traumatic Pinky Injury (TPI). This occurs when a can or bottle of adult beverage is in the hand and, after consuming beer, the user of the spatula rotates toward the handle of the spatula. The pinky contacts the end of the spatula, resulting in TPI.

Please, please we can prevent this for only $0.30 a month, payable to TPI Research. We can stop the horror of TPI. With your help, we test using real life testing methods: BBQ and beer. With your support of only $0.30 a month, we are able to reproduce the conditions associated with TPI. Your $0.30 a month helps purchase the required materials and equipment for field deployment. Please prevent TPI.

Will H.
Minnetonka, Minnesota

Don’t only cover the pros

RE: 4-wide Spatulas
...and a happy April Fool's Day to you too, Burkster...

My hope-of-hope is that you and your accomplished staff give equal coverage to the struggling 'Sportsman Spatula' handlers as well as the establish and well-heeled 'Pro Spats' handlers....

Keep the faith my friend.

AC Hauswald
RC drag racer
Houston, Texas

Burk is out of his flippin’ mind?

OK. You got me. For a few lines. DRO giving up drag racing... what is their new endeavor going to be, I asked myself. A couple lines later it became apparent that "spatulas" were going to be the main focus of DRO (SO: Spatulas Online?). Thinking, has the "Burkster" lost his mind...then I remembered the posted date of the article... Like I said, you had me for a bit.

Happy April Fool's Day to DRO!

Guy Van Syckle
Michigan

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