Tim Marshall found this, er…action in the grandstands at the Winternationals.

And the winner of last month’s contest is

"I told that idiot TWICE that I wanted it blown and injected... and that's what he gave me... TWICE!!!" - Jeff Merrell Garland, TX

Honorable mentions

• "A little is good, more is better, and too much is just enough, mate!" - Eddie Ray, Michigan
• "Wait until they see the one that is going in the back." - Jack Redd Camp Springs, MD
• "I guess I could install a periscope so I could actually see just what is in front of me when I drive this thing." - Karl Wortman Akron, Oh