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And the winner of september'S contest is

"I'm sorry, boy, did you say Timmy fell into the well or Timmy hit the wall?" - Randy 660, Texas

Honorable mentions

• "Don't worry about not having thumbs. Just hit the red kill button if you see a hole go out, or any flames." - Chase Knight, Daytona Beach, Fla.
• "Listen up, Fido, I don't care how cool it looks to the bitches. Your job is night security, not tire prep." - Marko, Duncan, Okla.
• "We got this straight now, right? You bite Hagan in the right leg and there is Beef Jerky in it for you." - R. Blanford, Indiana
• "I think we need less clutch at 300 feet." - Sonny Meyer, Hanna City, Ill.
• "So you think my crashes were all caused by cat litter?" - Richard Burbick, Sebring, Fla.